My name's Noah! I love bands, food, cats, skating, and pretty colors. Ask me weird shit, cause weird shit will always get published xD

 

How to have sex

Boy: can I put my finger in your belly button?

Girl: yeh sure

Girl: that's not my belly button

Boy: that's not my finger

born-t0-lose:

A Day To Remember - Sometimes You’re The Hammer, Sometimes You’re The Nail

born-t0-lose:

A Day To Remember - Sometimes You’re The Hammer, Sometimes You’re The Nail

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

EVERY SINGLE EASTER MY MOTHER HIDES A THREE POUND EASTER EGG IN THE HOUSE AND SETS MY BROTHERS AND I OFF TO GO FIND IT AND GUESS WHO GOT IT FOR THE FOURTH CONSECUTIVE YEAR IN A ROW

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NOT THOSE LIL BITCHES

Anonymous asked
Do you have a girlfriend?

yes, but we’re not exactly public yet. She is gorgeous! you should come off of anon next time though, i dont bite :)

fukkkres:

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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memewhore:

annabellioncourt:

I never knew how true and realistic and non-exaggerated this episode was until I went to college.

And this is partly why I dropped out of college.

(Source: thekrustyykrabb)